I woke up this morning, got out of bed, and saw a piece of my glasses on the bed. A bit of digging through the covers produced the rest of my glasses. Seems I fell asleep wearing them (or holding them, not sure which), and then rolled over them in my sleep. The earpiece snapped off of the frame, and the sharp edge of the earpiece scratched one lens (I had just bought brand new lenses in December). So I had to forgo my scheduled activities (grocery shopping and laundry) and head over to Lens Crafters. I now have new frames with one good lens and one scratched lens, and a new lens has been ordered.
Only I could do something that stupid, I swear.
And damnit, it's snowing again! And it's laying. Next year I'm moving somewhere tropical for the winter.