Red sweatpants on clearance at K-Mart: $5
Blue cheerleader pom-poms: $2
Plastic headband: $1
Seeing the looks on my students' faces when they saw me dressed as Thing One for Read Across America Day (complete with red sweatsuit, "Thing One" sign, and homemade blue "wig" headband): PRICELESS
Thanks, Dr. Seuss!