Sunday, August 07, 2005

the day after

By now, rumors are no doubt circulating about the events of my party yesterday. I'd like to set the record straight:

~ I had every intention of staying relatively sober. And by "relatively sober" I mean "able to remember most of the events of the day without help." Unfortunately, that did not happen.

~ Due to the aforementioned drunkenness, I likely did one or more of the following things: talked too loudly, flirted, said something lewd/insulting/compromising, ignored guests without realizing it, spilled beer.


~ Yes, I did smoke a cigar. No, it was not a good idea.

~ Contrary to popular belief, I did not fall because I was drunk. Rather, I tripped on a mike stand, twisted my foot, and snapped the strap on my favorite pair of sandals, thus rendering them useless. There was no need to yell "FLAGGED!" Really, now.

~ One batch of Rice Krispies Treats was clearly not enough. My apologies.

~ It is very unusual for a game of beer pong to turn into a salsa dancing lesson. Especially at 4 AM. I'm still not sure how that happened.

~ I did not go skinny-dipping. But I was by the pool when the other people did.

You just never know what you're gonna get when you throw a party.

3 comments:

Sara said...

Please invite me to your next party! I am one of those people that ignore guests when I have too many cocktails too. I will add skinny dipping to my list of parties that I want to be invited to. :)

Mad Hatter said...

i hope you didn't injure yourself when you tripped. i tripped when drunk in february and i've had a foot issue ever since. then again, i decided to run on my injured foot back to my friend's car. oh the things we do when drunk. i enjoyed your blog!

Pigs said...

Sounds like a good party!